Sometimes I swear Tyler just talks to hear himself talk. He jabbers on about the craziest things. We had the following running conversation at Red Lobster the other day. It started with him; "What's that?"
"What's that red thing?"
"What's it do?"
It's the fire exit.
"Oh! So...there's a fire and I yell FIRE and push that thing and alarm goes WOO WOO WOO and run out the door to fire escape and oh no building on fire! call fire trucks to get people out then house burns down and then we go live in a new house. Right Mommy?"
So I start cracking up and he's like, "What funny Mommy? Me?"
"I not funny. I Ty Ty."
Yes you are, son. Yes you certainly are.